Chronic Bitch Dependency

Now, before those that don't adhere to the Sack-Up lifestyle get their man panties all in a bunch over the use of violence to "make that bitch behave", we here at the Sack-Up blog want to let you know that it's the spirit, not the action, that we agree with. If you can't differentiate between the two, its time to grab the compact from your man purse, go into the bathroom, spread your legs wide, and go on a Sack finding expedition to see just where the hell your manhood has gone.
The male species has gone soft. We've all been there at some point: The team you've lived and died with all your life is playing game 7 of the finals... One of your boys, who you haven't seen in years, is in town for the night and wants to hang... Halo 3 comes out...

Do you go?

Nope. She's pissed, again.. She's lonely...again... Her favorite indie, throaty, feminist singer is playing at the local whole in the wall coffee shop...again... So you look down, watch your testes shrivel like a slug thats doused with salt, make some feeble excuse and get led away from that which would make you happy.

Chronic Bitch Dependeny strikes again...

Think back, you can probably pin point the second that you lost your identity to her. When you become one entity instead of two people. 10 times out of 10, you're the one that gave up those traits that made you the Man she wanted to be with in the first place. So what happens next? After she's dressed you, told you how to feel, how to act, how to read her mind so that you can anticipate her every whim?

She crushes you of course...

Because after shes molded you into her lap dog, the bitch of it is she realizes that you no longer are the Man you were when this whole thing started. So it's time for a new project, thanks for playing, here's some parting gifts for coming on out today.. and as you are handed the shorn, wrinkled, empty piece of flesh that use to be your glorious Sack, you realize that you should have Sacked-Up, should have never been put in this position in the first place and there is no reason to feel this awful about this "relationship" ending.

It's time to take it back..... Sack-Up....Nice guys finish last, and it's time you start finishing consistantly in the top 5..... Sack-Up.....We're here to help...

Remember, no matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit...